Funny Metal Card – “F*** Off, I’m Busy” | Rude Novelty Wallet Card Gift

Make a statement with this bold and unapologetic “F* Off, I’m Busy” metal card**. Designed for those who appreciate dark humour and directness, this premium anodised aluminium wallet card delivers a clear message with style.

Whether you’re gifting it to a friend with a sharp sense of humour or keeping it as your own desk companion, this novelty card combines quality craftsmanship with a touch of attitude.

Features

• Premium anodised aluminium construction
• Laser-engraved text for a permanent, crisp finish
• Durable, lightweight, and pocket-sized
• Available in multiple colours: Blue, Pink, and Black
• Resistant to fading, bending, and scratches
• Perfect for people who love cheeky, funny, or rude gifts

Perfect For

• Gag gifts and novelty presents
• Friends, colleagues, or partners with a sense of humour
• Desk or wallet accessories
• Funny stocking fillers or Secret Santa gifts
• Collectors of unique or offensive novelty items

Specifications

• Material: Anodised aluminium
• Finish: Metallic laser engraving
• Size: 8.5 x 5.4 cm (standard credit card size)
• Colours: Blue, Pink, Black

Why You’ll Love It

This funny engraved wallet card is the perfect way to express yourself (or your mood) without saying a word. It’s durable, sleek, and always gets a laugh. A simple but bold gift for anyone who enjoys unapologetic humour.